I’m confused… Do people take this seriously?
MY FRiENDS ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR LiKiNG THE LiARS ALBUM, DRUMS NOT DEAD, AS MUCH AS i DO. WHENEVER THERE’S MUSiC iN A MOViE OR COMMERCiAL WiTH LAYERED DRUMS OR DRONES THEY SAY SOMETHiNG LAME LiKE: “OH, WOW STU, HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE THiS?” OR “THiS iS REALLY AWESOME… iT SOUNDS KiNDA FAMiLiAR… HEY! iS THiS LiARS?”
WELL, i CAN ONLY HOPE THAT i LiSTEN TO iLiKETRAiNS THE WAY MY FRiENDS LiSTEN TO LiARS, AND THERE’S SOMETHiNG iNCREDiBLY AMAZiNG THAT i JUST DON’T HEAR… BECAUSE SUPPOSEDLY, THiS ALBUM HAS CREATED SOME BUZZ.
BY THE SECOND TRACK OF ELEGiES, i FELT LiKE i HAD iT PRETTY WELL-PEGGED: THE ALBUM SOUNDED LiKE A DiSNEY ViLLAiN SiNGiNG OVER SOMEONE’S SUPERFiCiAL iNTERPRETATiONS OF DRUMS NOT DEAD (SEE TWENTY FiVE SiNS) AND GODSPEED’S LiFT YR SKiNNY FiSTS (SEE JOSHUA). iT PRACTiCALLY MAKES FUN OF iTSELF.
OH YEAH, AND iF YOU THiNK iT’S STUPiD TO WRiTE EVERYTHiNG iN CAPS EXCEPT THE LETTER “i,” WELL… So do I.
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